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Hello Everybody, my name is Jared May and I like to party. I like Cassidy Bouchard like, more than a friend. She is so great I just can't help but think about her at all times of the day. She is so terrific and I will love her forever <3. Other than loving Cassidy, I love shopping, cleaning, cooking, being annoying, excessively talking, being irrational, being confusing, saying that other people are the ones being confusing, blaming other people for the things I do, singing, doing my hair, taking two hour long showers, taking three hour long showers, complaining after I use all of the hot water, accesorizing, talking about boys, talking crap about everyone I know, and a bunch of other stuff like that. Ever since I turned away from the life of crime, I have been trying to fill the gap with something else. Lately instead of creating crime, I have been fighting it. My fans call me Captain Dope and I wear a pretty purple suit. I have defeated super-criminals such as The Dirty Bubble, Aimee Martin, Jimmy Neutron, The Cleft Chin, and Spider Man when he was overtaken by that one black thing. I play football, baseball, and soccer. That basically sums up who I am as a person.

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13 Things in my Backpack: 1. Shank 2. $400 cash 3. Protein in every conceivable form 4. Weights 5. Cane 6. Crown 7. Diary 8. Food 9. Human ears 10. Picture of Cassidy Bouchard 11. Song about Cassidy Bouchard 12. Poem about Cassidy Bouchard 13. Cassidy Bouchard